Please, please let karma work
To the asshole who stole my HD camcorder tonight at the bar… Congratulations. You managed to lift my most prized possession out from under my nose MOTHERFUCKING TWO DAYS BEFORE I CAME BACK TO THE STATES. If I were you, I’d feel pretty cool too. You’re a hero. I hope your friends think really, really highly of you this week. It’s not every day you can steal $2000 worth of backpack. Well played, sir. Well played.
