It doesn't pay to go green
- Me: No matter how much broccoli I eat, I can't get full.
- All of you: Oh boo hoo, poor Sarah.
- Me: No seriously, I want to be full. I'm willing to eat as much broccoli as I have to in order to stop wanting ice cream.
- All of you: You'll never be free of ice cream, Sarah. Never. It's the only way.
- Me: Oh, to hell with it then.
