A mostly nonsensical IM convo about a breakfast burrito someone agreed to order for me and then deliver to me because I am hungover
- him: spinach tortilla?
- me: yeppers
- thank you kindly
- and CHEESE
- CHEESE FOR THE MASSES
- CHEESE FOR EVERYONE, ALWAYS
- him: no venice wraps, they don't serve breakfast this late
- me: that is horseshit garbage
- my day is ruined
- what will i do
- him: just convinced them to make you one
- me: wow, that's amazing!
- you're a shining star in a sea of turds
