“That’s this week on Siskel, and Ebert, and the movies… and the asshole. And that’s Roger.”

This is such magic.

schlomo:

Siskel & Ebert ’80s Outtakes (via CineFamily)

"…the smiles you see on these animals are not true reflections of happiness. In actuality, they hate to be enclosed in their holding tanks and are often not fed until it is time to perform their daily routines. During his time as a trainer, O’Barry learned dolphins had true feelings — they would get depressed, stressed out, even suicidal. In some parks, the trainers have to give the animals Maalox and Tagamet to treat the ulcers that develop from their stress."

Captured dolphins aren’t smiling - CNN.com (via never-knew-the-rules) (via eversonpoe) (via ericmortensen)

Step it up, regular ballet. STEP IT UP.

ericmortensen:

Great Chinese State Circus performs Swan Lake

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Remarkable.  Some of this stuff seems like it should be impossible.

Hey, you ever try rollerblading in the nude?
10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone - The Oatmeal

Hey, you ever try rollerblading in the nude?

10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone - The Oatmeal

Found ‘em both on Tumblr, obvs. At least there isn’t an unhappy puppies tumblelog. Yet.

Instafollow.
laughingsquid:

Catroulette

Instafollow.

laughingsquid:

Catroulette

doin my part for Boner.
daveholmes:

HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM?
Andrew Koenig (AK-47, the video guy on “Never Not Funny,” and “Boner” from “Growing Pains”) has been missing for a week, last seen 2/14 in Vancouver. Didn’t make his flight back to the US on 2/16. The Vancouver Police are involved, and lots of people are looking. Could you reblog this and help get the word out? And say some prayers or think some positive thoughts?
UPDATE: It’s not that I don’t appreciate the “like”s, but PLEASE DO REBLOG THIS. You might have followers in Vancouver, and though the presence of the word “Boner” may make this look like a joke, I assure you it isn’t. Thanks!

doin my part for Boner.

daveholmes:

HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM?

Andrew Koenig (AK-47, the video guy on “Never Not Funny,” and “Boner” from “Growing Pains”) has been missing for a week, last seen 2/14 in Vancouver. Didn’t make his flight back to the US on 2/16. The Vancouver Police are involved, and lots of people are looking. Could you reblog this and help get the word out? And say some prayers or think some positive thoughts?

UPDATE: It’s not that I don’t appreciate the “like”s, but PLEASE DO REBLOG THIS. You might have followers in Vancouver, and though the presence of the word “Boner” may make this look like a joke, I assure you it isn’t. Thanks!

Thanks as always to the great folks at Revision3 for continuing to invite me back, even though I act this way.

Anonymous asked: Do you like left-handed people?

We’re the chosen people.

Some of you photo-loving folks might enjoy noticin.gs, a Flickr-based “game” I’ve started to participate in. (sorry about the obnoxious pre-roll)

Bring that beat back BRING THAT BEAT BACK
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Bring that beat back BRING THAT BEAT BACK

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ericmortensen:

antikris:

soupsoup:littleredboots:


My cousin was telling me about this and I felt that tumblr was a great way to reach more people. I know I am pretty far from here, but I know I have/many people have followers in Canada! Please reblog this. She has been missing since Thursday night (Jan 28th) and the police are saying that she was abducted. Please reblog and be on the lookout! Some of you may see no point if you don’t live there but one of your followers might have seen her or might live in the area (or some of their followers)! Please, everyone, reblog.
It takes .2 seconds to hit reblog and post this. I think it is more than worth the effort.

ericmortensen:

antikris:

soupsoup:littleredboots:

My cousin was telling me about this and I felt that tumblr was a great way to reach more people. I know I am pretty far from here, but I know I have/many people have followers in Canada! Please reblog this. She has been missing since Thursday night (Jan 28th) and the police are saying that she was abducted. Please reblog and be on the lookout! Some of you may see no point if you don’t live there but one of your followers might have seen her or might live in the area (or some of their followers)! Please, everyone, reblog.

It takes .2 seconds to hit reblog and post this. I think it is more than worth the effort.

I’ve been trying to unlock the Douchebag badge for months. It’s not fair. I can pop a collar, son.

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