March182009
Adorable. And correct IMO.
March122009
Ricky Gervais and Elmo go off-script in these outtakes from Gervais’ upcoming appearance on Sesame Street that will air in November.
Well, it worked. I love Elmo!
March112009
I know I’m a cat softie and all, but this video just made me cry! Yay Charley!! I think he walks like a badass.
We’re headed to SXSW this weekend! Come drink ‘til you stumblr at the biggest party we’ve ever thrown. And give your username at the door for open bar <3
Josh and John really did an incredible job pulling this together. Lots of surprises in store…
See you in Austin!
See you all there! Who else is going?
March102009
She didn’t look like a robot at first.
March92009
I think I'm going to be sick »
Just now.. just this VERY SECOND, I realize that the first line isn’t actually “Won’t you concede about me?”. Everything about my childhood has been a lie.
Why Does "Dream" = "Ideal"?
I’m always puzzled when people refer to their “dream girl,” or their “dream house,” when they’re talking about their ultimate ideal. Why is the word “dream” synonymous with “ideal”? My nighttime dreams never reflect what I really want. For example:
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On my ideal date, a pretty lady laughs at my jokes over a delicious meal. We end the night by making passionate love.
On my dream date, my 7th grade science teacher points and laughs at my teeth as they slowly crumble into the gravy boat. Our sommelier, Nick Nolte, brings us a bottle of live ants.
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At my ideal job, I get paid ridiculous sums to write short, pithy articles for a famous magazine.
At my dream job, it’s 5 minutes before the big presentation and I still can’t get the photocopier to work. I have to share a cubicle with a black version of Nick Nolte, who won’t ever let me use the bathroom and makes me pee in Ziploc bags at my desk.
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On my ideal vacation, my family and I stroll through Central Park on a perfect autumn day.
On my dream vacation, we get on the wrong plane which is not a plane but a giant dying tree and why is black Nick Nolte sitting on the branch next to me and I can’t see what’s happening but my children are in trouble and shit shit shit there go my teeth again.
Last night I dreamed that I was in a smoky bar enjoying a pint of ice-cold beer and suddenly realized “holy shit, I’m like 8 months pregnant, this is not going to end well.” When my iPhone alarm went off, I jumped out of bed and kissed the lamp.
Jimmy Page prefered to go solo & kick back with some Jack.
At 10 am on a Monday, this photo physically hurts me.
February282009
Probably the apotheosis of all insane Tim and Eric over-the-top video pieces. Gold.
Is there any doubt in your mind that this is the Best Thing You’ve Ever Seen?
February272009
February262009
I always thought I’d make a better Blood. Blue just isn’t my color.
But seriously, has this doc made the indie movie house rounds yet? First I’m seeing of it. Looks awesome!
First iPhone post with the now-free Tumblr iPhone App! Good times.
February252009
“Did you partake in the miracle of human flight, you non-contributing zero?” Bravo, sir! And yet, he’s talking about me. :)
