May292009

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"If you are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni but are now the Knights Who Say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing, there’s an app for that."

App For That - Really dumb. And funny.

May272009

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“You Look Prettier in Real Life.” Zing.

mascarah:

Five minutes ago in my quick run to the Chelsea Whole Foods, I was approached by someone who reads my blog. He said “I knew it was you but I must say you look so much prettier in real life.” Zing.

Obviously I’d rather look better in the flesh than in a photo, but I still can’t help but feel offended. I know I’m not photogenic… but clearly I have to work on knowing how to look more like the real me in photographs.

I wanted to yell at him that this isn’t match.com, so I’m not selecting this single photo to represent who I am. It is so much more messy than that. Yet I recognize that I am opening myself up to criticism. We all do by blogging.

Ugh. I don’t even know why this is bothering me.

Sarah, I’ve had lots of people tell me this too, especially people who watched me on TV every day. And I used to think “Jesus H, I spend an hour every day in a makeup chair and I still look like crap through a lens?” But it’s definitely a compliment. Anyone can suck in and contort and work angles and use lighting to create a beautiful image, but actually being attractive in real life? Effortless! And way better.

May262009

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fuckyeahmspaint:

A portrait of Sarah Lane and her two kitties by thefrogman

So cute. Also, my boobs look awesome.

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(via soupsoup)

Ad-Rock, you are lickable.

May202009

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Apparently Ross is unemployed and looking for work. How is this possible?

Explanation of how he did it here.

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How many loops can I watch before it stops being funny? I don’t have all day.

(via mikehudack)

May112009

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My Photography Workflow 2009 | Thomas Hawk Digital Connection »

One of my favorite photogs gives good advice to us novices.

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spytap:

brit:

So. Epic.

Favorite part:

“And he will date a popular female singer. And they will both claim to the public to be virgins, but really, he hit that.”

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Immigrant Tale

Things like this are why I respect Justin Timberlake so much.  He’s having fun and doesn’t mind making fun of himself.  Overall, he seems like a cool dude who you could just grab a beer with.

“It will be gone, and he’ll bring it back!” hahahaha

May72009

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tuneage:

LoveLikeFire - “William

This San Francisco four-piece is definitely worth checking out. Their fuzzy, alt-pop songs compliment singer Ann Yu’s ethereal voice, which soars within this song while the band gradually builds behind her. If you’re from the San Francisco area, I think you’d really enjoy watching this video…there are some cool animated shots of the city.

They’ve recently released their digital EP William this past March via UK label Heist or Hit Records, which is available on iTunes. The band is set to release their first full length album, Tear Ourselves Away in the UK this August.

Made me a little weepy. Visually beautiful and sad.

May62009

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20 CSS Short Hands You'll Love »

I swear, I never remember the order of padding. Like a clock, Sarah! Like a goddamn clock!

May42009

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Extremely simple concepts can still create beautiful art…

Fifty People, One Question on Vimeo

May12009

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lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“I’m not trying to brag. I’m just saying, I knew about Cat Power before anyone else did.”

April272009

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I don’t want to brag, but… come on. I have pretty good taste. Am I right or am I right?

Visual representation of my last.fm profile provided by Master Giraffe and via Nostrich.