July 2009
20 posts
TWiF 27: Money Well Spent →
Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Broken space toilet, Japanese trains, same name marriage, a big credit card bill, and more. Somebody Broke Toilet on Space Station Japanese Train…
Jul 29th
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This is the first Google Voice voicemail I...
Sounds about right.
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Jul 23rd
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Reblog with your height...
suitep: mercurypdx: mjriley: adamchyea: jaredsays: puffygranola: applesandpairs: jaicentans: ashleyrawr: khallelalaine: sara7x: 5’4” 5’2” 1/2 5’8”. 5’4” 5’5” 4’7” 6’5” 5’7” 5’8” 5’10.5” 5’9” 5’1”
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Jul 16th
Bastille Day Special: French Films in a Nutshell
caro: twentysomethingtales: In combination with browsing the French Films section [of Netflix] and watching several of them, we came to realize that French movies fall into the following categories, almost exclusively: 1. Post WW2 stories of war heroes, or reconnecting, rebuilding. Fair enough. 2. Teachers, usually in the countryside, who are failed artists or geniuses, who expose the...
Jul 14th
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“When a visiting pitcher is taken out of a game (usually because they have been...”
– My mom just emailed this idea to me. Tell me this isn’t the greatest idea you’ve ever heard. I love her.
Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
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David Rees, Numbers Expert, on "Pick Fours" →
yourmonkeycalled: You think you know numbers? David Rees knows how to pick numbers, dummies: I picked a 71 to round it off on the strength of how badass 71 looks; I remember a few years ago “Number Pickers Digest” listed it as one of the top-twenty toughest-looking numbers under 100. You never mess with “Fat 71.” Go read this ASAP before he realizes he could charge $1,000’s for this...
Jul 7th
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A mostly nonsensical IM convo about a breakfast...
him: spinach tortilla?
me: yeppers
thank you kindly
and CHEESE
CHEESE FOR THE MASSES
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE, ALWAYS
him: no venice wraps, they don't serve breakfast this late
me: that is horseshit garbage
my day is ruined
what will i do
him: just convinced them to make you one
me: wow, that's amazing!
you're a shining star in a sea of turds
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